(To be chanted with maximum energy)

The Melodious Rap Saga of Slimy Nim

My brother had a waffle!
Its name was Slimy Nim!
And every time he threw it out
it came on right back in!

He covered it with syrup!
He ate it with a fork!
But when he had a baby
Slimy Nim came with the stork!

He sent it to the FBI
and to the CIA,
but they just wouldn’t give him
the time! of! day!

They stabbed him with a laser!
They shot him with a knife!
and when they sent him home again
he had no life!

He sat and watched TV all day,
he had to sell his car.
When Slimy Nim came back for him
he couldn’t get far!

They had an epic battle!
They had a tiny war!
And when the dust had settled
they both were on the floor!

There never was a victor,
not even to this day.
And that is all I have to say
so it’s time to go away!